"You'll find the yanks who go there are very soft, and want to bring their own dunny paper. Us Aussies are too tough for that. If our girls can wipe their bum with water and left-hand, so can we!"

Huh? Dunny paper == toilet paper? They don't have/use toilet paper over there? Just water with their bare hand?
Please expound on this.


"He was so worried about the concept of washing himself in cold water, he actually planned on just sponging himself down with a flannel for three weeks. I told him they'd be able to smell him in Manila if he didn't shower once a day."

No hot water for showers!? YIPES!


Dave